A Street-Cook's Verdict on Hoi An's Lantern Market: Noodles, Bread, and a Hot Pan
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A Street-Cook's Verdict on Hoi An's Lantern Market: Noodles, Bread, and a Hot Pan

A Vietnamese street cook works her way down Hoi An's lantern lit night market, judging three local dishes against her own cart's standards.

Mai NguyenMai NguyenStaff Writer · Senior Writer · 18 August2 views

Turmeric oil hits before anything else on Nguyen Hoang Street, that shallow hot smell of it meeting charcoal smoke, and under both of those the wax of a hundred silk lanterns warming from the bulbs strung inside them. The market opens around five, stalls filling in along roughly three hundred metres of pedestrian street across from the Japanese Covered Bridge, and for the first half hour it's mostly lanterns going up before the food smoke really gets going. Close to fifty stalls total, most of them selling the lanterns and bracelets and brocade bags this street is known for, lanterns being the thing this town makes with its hands better than anywhere else in the country.

Three dishes, one night, no notebook because I don't need one. I know what my own cart does with a noodle, a baguette, a batter. What I wanted to know is what this street was doing differently, and whether any of it was worth stealing.

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Mì Quảng

Turmeric first, then the toasted smell of peanuts under it, and only after that the pork fat. That's the order it should come in, and that's the order it came in here. The bowl arrived with flat noodles about the width of a fingernail, sitting in maybe two centimetres of broth, no more. Pork belly, a few shrimp, half a hard boiled quail egg, a scatter of roasted peanuts, a rice cracker leaned against the rim, and enough herb piled on top that I had to hunt for the noodle underneath it.

The broth isn't really a broth. It's a turmeric oil cooked down with pork and shrimp stock until it turns into more of a coating than a liquid, and whoever built this pot knew to stop reducing it before it went to paste. My own cart runs a clear stock for everything, twelve hours minimum, and I'll admit turmeric oil is faster and forgives more mistakes along the way. I wouldn't switch my own broth over to it. But I'd be lying if I said I couldn't taste why a Quang Nam cook would never go back to clear stock once they'd had this. Rare thing, me saying another kitchen's shortcut beats my own method, but a shortcut that tastes this deliberate isn't really a shortcut.

Nine out of ten, and the tenth point is only missing because the peanuts wanted more salt. I'd serve this to a regular without apologising for it.

A close-up bowl of Mì Quảng noodles with herbs, shrimp, pork, and peanuts, served with fresh greens on the side.
Mì Quảng, turmeric noodles kept just short of drowning in their own broth.
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Bánh mì

Char first off the baguette, that scorched flour smell you get off a loaf reheated over coals rather than just warmed through, then the fat of the pate underneath once the vendor cracked it open. The filling was pork three ways: a pale pork roll, a cold cut, a smear of pate under a thinner smear of mayonnaise, then pickled carrot and daikon, cucumber, coriander, and a few rounds of chili left whole so you could dodge them if you wanted.

The knife work is what separates a bánh mì worth the walk from one that isn't, and this vendor cut the pickle fine enough to fold into the bread instead of falling out the far end, then split the baguette and reheated it crust side down so the outside stayed crisp without cutting the roof of your mouth. My cart doesn't run bread at all, we're a noodle stall, so this isn't really a fair fight for me to referee. Still, I've eaten enough sandwiches from carts that call themselves famous for it to know when a crust is being rebuilt and when it's just yesterday's loaf warmed over. This was the former. Would I run bread on my own cart? Probably not, I don't have room for a second fire. But if I ever did, I'd steal that reheating method before I touched anything else on the recipe.

Eight out of ten. I'd take a point off for a heavy hand with the mayonnaise, but I'd put this in a hungry customer's hand without a second thought.

A Vietnamese bánh mì sandwich resting on a Vietnamese-language newspaper.
Bánh mì, baguette reheated crust side down before the filling goes in.
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Bánh xèo

Coconut oil smoking in a hot pan, and under it the raw batter smell of rice flour and turmeric before the heat turns it nutty. I watched three of these get made before I ordered mine, mostly to see the wrist action on the ladle. Pork, shrimp, and bean sprouts went into the pan first, batter poured around and over them thin enough to see the metal through at the edges, then a lid on for maybe thirty seconds before it came straight back off.

That's the whole technique: the batter has to be thin enough to crisp rather than steam, and the lid comes off early enough that the crepe never gets the chance to go soft in its own trapped heat. Fold it in half, slide it onto lettuce and herbs, wrap the whole thing like a spring roll, and dip it in the fish sauce dressing they'd mixed with enough chili to make your nose run. My cart doesn't have a griddle wide enough for a crepe this size, but the batter itself is nothing my hands couldn't turn out on a slow afternoon. Would I cook it this way? Yes, if I had the pan for it, and I'd back myself to get a cleaner crisp within a month of practice.

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Nguyen Hoang Street, the basics

Opens around five in the evening, with food smoke picking up after the lanterns are strung.

Runs roughly three hundred metres, directly across from the Japanese Covered Bridge.

Close to fifty stalls in total, lanterns and other handmade goods sold alongside the food.

A shortcut that tastes this deliberate isn't really a shortcut.

Crispy yellow turmeric bánh xèo crepes cooking on a metal grill grate.
Bánh xèo crisping on the pan, lid off before the crepe has time to steam.
— FIN —

Nine out of ten, and the missing point is mine for ordering it to go instead of eating it hot off the pan where it belongs.

I bought a lantern on the way out anyway, small, plain red silk, no bargaining because I didn't feel like it that night. Three dishes eaten standing at three different stalls, and the only one I'd actually change my mind about is the bread I still don't make. Might be time. Might not. I've said that before and nothing's come of it yet. ■